bhale hee sunny ke sath mene setting kar lee thee....par chachi abb uske majoodgai mai mere pass anne se katarti thee.....din par din beet rahe thee. aur exam bhee nazdeek atte jaa rahe thee....kuch toh kismat sath nahi dee rahi thee....aur ooper se study ka pressure bhee badh gaya....iss baar 12th class ke board ke exam kuch jaladi announce ho gaye thee...isslye school management ne baki ke classes ke exam feb ke last week mai karwane ka fiansala kar laya tha.....
feb ke last month mai mere aur sunny ke exam shuru ho gaye thee...aur march ke first weak mai hee hum dono ke exam complete ho chuke thee. last exam ke baad jab mai school se bahar aya toh, suuny ne muje raste mai hee rok laya....aur muje mera wada yaad karwa daya...jo mene uske kaya tha... padhai ke tension main mai sunny ko daya hua wada bhee bhool gaya tha..
ghar phunchane ke baad maine meena ko call kari....wo uss samaye school mai thee...."hello mai tushar bol raha hun...."
meena: ohh tushar tum....kaise ho....aaj hum gareebo ke yaad kaise aa gaye.
mai: aapki yaad mai aapko bhoola hee kab tha.....
meena: accha jee....jayada baaten naa bano....itna bhee nahi hota tumse ke kabhi muje phone hee kar lete....
mai: aapko toh pata hai naa....exam thee...aaj hee exam khatam hue hai...aur aapko phone kar laya.....
meena: (ek dum se chehakate hue) kaya exam khatam ho gaye tumhare.. toh phir kab aa rahe ho....?
mai: abhi kuch keh nahi sakta....abhi ghar phuncha hun...chachi se baat karke aapko bata dunga...accha wo aapko sunny wali baat yaad hai naa...
meena: haan yaad hai tushar....par kaya uske sath karna jaroori hai....
mai: please yaar mana mat karna....warana yaha bhot bada bawal ho jayega....
meena: tushar tum usko mere sath karte hue dekh sakoge....sehan kar pagoe....
mai: yaar chatha toh mai bhee nahi hun....par aapko toh sab bataya hai naa...nahi toh wo saala pagal chacha ko sab bata kar gadbad kar dega...
meena: phir bhee tushar mera dil bikul bhee nahi hai.....kissi aur ke sath ye sab karane ka.....
mai: yaar dekho mai usse acchi tarah janata hun....mai yakeen ke sath keh sakta hun....ki wo tumhare samane ek minute bhee tik nahi payega...ek do baar mai hee usko pata chal jayega....ki wo gandu hai aur gandu hee rahega.....
meena: theek hai tushar......mai ye sirf tumhari wajhe se kar rahi hun....
mai: ok toh phir mai aaj hee chachi se baat karta hun....uske baad aap ko phone par bata dunga ki kaya plan bana hai....
meena: accha tumhe kusam bhot yaad kar rahi thee.....shayad wo bhee kal parso tak mere pass ayege kuch din rehane ke lye....
mai: ohh phir toh bhot acchi baat hai.....
meena: tumhe pata hai.....kusam 6 mahine se pait se hai.....
mai: kaya ?
meena: haan aur wo gasti bhot khus ho rahi thee....muje ye bata kar ke uske pait mai tumhara bacha hai.......
mai: accha kaya wo sach keh rahi thee......
meena: tushar muje bhee uski baat sach hee lag rahi hai....par jo bhee ho....abb uske toh susral mai aish hee aish hai....
mai: kyon aisa kaya ho gaya.....?
meena: yaar har maa baap yahi chathe hai ki, wo jalad se jalad apne poti poton ko mooh dekhe...ek saal tak unke kuch hua nahi.....aur abb jab uske saas sasur ko pata chala hai ki, wo dada dadi banene wale hai....tab wo kusam ko hilane bhee nahi dete.....
mai: phir toh sach mai uski aish ho gaye hai.....
meena: haan usko aise sar par betha kar rakhate hai.....jaise kahi ke rajkumari ho......wo bhee bhians ke tarah bed par bethi sirf khati hee rehati hai.....
mai: ok theek hai abb mai phone rakhata hun....jaise hee kuch pata chalata hai aap ko phone kar dunaga....
meena: ok bye tushar.....
mai: bye
maine phone cut kaya.....aur uske baad fresh hua aur dinning table par jakar beth gaya.....sunny bhee waha pehale se hee betha hua tha...thodi der baad chachi mera bhee khanna lekar aa gaye.....sunny mujse pehale lunch karke utha aur room mai chala gaya....chachi bhee apna lunch lekar pass mai beth kar khanne lagee thee....."toh phir kaya karna.....exam bhee khatam ho gaye hai....."
chachi: karna kaya hai.....tumhare chacha ko anne do....unse bina pooche toh hum shimala nahi jaa sakte naa.....
mai: theek hai par agar chacha ne manna kar daya toh.....
chachi: toh phir kaya kar sakate hai....aur sunny ko kaise samjayege......
mai: aap uski fikar naa karo......pehale aap chacha se baat toh karo.....haan waise mere pass ek idea hai.....
chachi: kaya.....
mai: jab chacha jee raat ko ayen toh aaj raat unhe khus kar dena....phir shimala jane ke lye unhe mana lena....
chachi: (mere taraf dekar muskarane lagee....) ok kosish karti hun.....
raat ko chacha je anne se pehale chachi kafi saj dhaj kar bethi thee.....unko dekh kar mera lund sham se akada hua tha...dil toh kar raha tha....ki abhi chachi ko peeche jakar ghodi bana kar chodane lag jaun.....par sunny ke wajhe se kuch nahi kar paa raha tha....aur ooper se chacha jee ke anne ka time bhee ho raha tha....chacha jee uss raat 8 baje ghar aa gaye thee.....
kyonki abb chacha jee chachi par shak karne lagee thee...isslye mai unke samane bhot kam jata tha....kyonki mai nahi chatha tha ki, chacha jee ko ahsaas ho ke ghar mai bhee ek jawan ladka hai.....aur uska unki biwi ke sath affair bhee ho sakta hai.....
isslye maine room mai khanna kha laya tha.....udhar chacha chachi aur sunny bhee khanne se farig hokar apne apne room mai aa chuke thee.....jaise hee sunny room mai aya wo bed par bethate hue bola...."bhai abhi tak tumne kuch bataya nahi...kab jaa rahe hai hum shimala....."
mai: yaar mene chachi se kaha hai chacha jee baat karne ke lye....abb unki permission ke bina toh nahi jaa sakate naa....itna toh tum hee samajate ho...
sunny: toh mummy kab karege chacha jee se baat.....
mai: yaar aaj hee kar lenege.....subhe pata chal jayega....abb tun so jaa....
phir mai sone ke kosish karne laga aur maan hee maan dua kar raha tha ki, chacha jee maan jaye.....kyonki mai bhee choot ke lye tadhap raha tha....yaha par toh koi jugad nahi ban raha tha....khair yahi sab sochate-2 muje kab neend aa gaye pata nahi chala.....
agli subhe jab utha toh pata chala ki, chacha jee kaam par jaa chuke thee....aur chachi kitchen mai mere sunny aur apne lye nasta bana rahi thee....nasta banate hue bhee chachi bhot chehakte hue kuch gunguna rahi thee.....unko khus dekh kar hee mene andza laga laya tha ki, chachi ne kila fathe kal raat ko kar hee laya hoga.....
maine chachi ko disturbed nahi kaya kyonki sunny bahar dinning table par hee betha hua tha...mai bathroom mai gaya aur fresh hokar shower laya aur phir change karke bahar akar dinning table par akar betha toh dekha sunny nasta kar raha tha......mene uske samane wali chair par bethate hue kaha...." kaya kaha chachi ne....."
sunny: maine kuch nahi poocha aap khud hee pooch lena.....waise bhee uss din ke baad se maine mummy se baat nahi kee hai....muje unko bulane mai bhot ajeeb sa lagata hai.....
mai: kyon......?
sunny: pata nahi bhai...par mere himmat nahi hoti unse baat karne kee....aur mai kaya poochata unse aise baat mai kaise unke sath kar sakta hun.....
mai: chalo koi baat nahi....tum nasta karo....aur kuch der bahar tehalane chale jao.
sunny: wo kyon bhai.....?
mai: toh kaya tum ye chathe ho ke mai tumhare samane unse poochun.....
sunny ne naa mai sar hila daya....aur nasta karne laga....chachi mera aur apna nasta bhee lekar aa gaye thee....hum teeno ek dum chup apna -2 nasta karne mai busy thee....sunny kyonki pehale se nasta kar raha tha.....isslye wo apna nasta khatam karke bahar chala gaya......
uske jane ke baad maine chachi ke taraf dekha jo apni badi-2 chamakti ankho se mere taraf dekh rahi thee......"appne baat kee chacha jee se....."
chachi: (haan mai sar hilate hue) haan kee hai.....
mai: toh phir kaya kaha unhone......
chachi: maan gaye hai.....keh rahe thee.....aaj site par jate hue ticket book karwa denge....par pata nahi hai kiss din ke tains ke ticket mile.....
mai: toh phir aapne jor nahi daya ki, kal parso ke ticket hee book karwane ke kosish kare.....
chachii: kaha toh hai.....par abb unke buss ke baat bhee toh nahi hai....agar kal parso mai koi seats khali nahi rahi toh wo kar kaya sakate hai......
mai: ok ok aap naraz kyon ho rahe ho....?
chachi: naraz nahi ho rahi tushar.....mai bhee toh wahi chathi ho jo tum chathe ho....tum nahi janate mene ye pichale 3 mahine kaise kaate hai.....accha abb ye sunny kaha chala gaya subhe-2
mai: waise hee bahar gaya hai....mene beja tha usko.....
chachi: tumne kyon....?
mai: tanki aapse baat kar sakun.....uske samane toh baat nahi kar sakta tha....
humne nasta kaya toh chachi ne plates ko utha kar kitchen mai rakh daya....mai bhee chachi ke peeche kitchen mai chala gaya....aur unko baahon mai bharate hue uske gardan par kiss karne laga....."kaya soch rahi hai mere jaan..."
mene chachi ke bade-2 chuctdon ko sahalate hue kaha....."soch rahi hun ki, ek baar samita ko phone karke poochu.....priya ke bhee exam khatam ho gaye hai aur pooja ke bhee.....kahi wo bhee toh shimala jane ke bare mai toh nahi soch rahe......
mai: par unse poochana hee kyon hai.....
chachi: poochana toh padhega hee ki khai ye naa ho bhee apni dono betyon ko waha sath mai lekar tapak padhe.....sara kaya karya dhara ka dhara reh jayega.
phir hum kitchen se bahar aye....toh chachi ne mujse uska mobile room se lane ko kaha...mai unke room mai gaya aur chachi ka mobile utha kar lee aya.... aur chachi ko daya.....chachi ne samita aunty ka no milaya toh mene unhe speaker on karne ko kaha tanki mai bhee sun saku ke wo kaya kehati hai...... thodi der baad samita aunty ne phone uthaya......
samita: haan vidhaya bol kaise hai.....?
chachi: mai theek hun didi aap kaise ho.....?
aunty: mai bhee theek hun.....sunny kaise hai....?
chachi: wo bhee theek hai....
aunty: aaj itne dino baad phone kaya...kaha busy rehati ho tum....
chachi: kuch nahi didi bus kaam se fursat nahi milati....aur waise bhee sunny aur tushar dono ke exam thee isslye thoda aur busy ho gaye thee.....
aunty: accha aur suna kiss laye phone kaya tha.....
chachi: didi bacho ke vaction hai naa toh isslye phone kaya....kahi ghumane jane ka program banaya hai aap ne.....
aunty: haan banaya hai naa tun chalege sath mai.....?
chachi: (mere taraf dekhate hue) kaha jane ka program hai didi......?
aunty: iss baar inke gaon jaa rahe hai.....wo inke bade bhai ke bete ke shadi bhee hai naa 7 din baad....toh bhai sahab bol rahe thee ki, chutaya bhee hai toh kuch din pehale aa jao....bache bhee kush ho jayenge......
chachi: toh phir kab jaa rahe ho aap sab.....
aunty: hum toh kal hee niklange....mai bhee tumhe phone karne wali thee...bhai sahab ne aap logo bhee anne ko kaha hai....wo shadi-2 jaladi-2 mai taye hue hai naa isslye cards nahi baant paye....jaladi-2 mai sab ko phone par hee invite kaya hai....tun chal naa sath......
chachi: nahi didi mai nahi jaa paungi,......
aunty: toh sunny aur tushar ko bej dee....
chachi: wo tushar toh iss baar apne kissi ristedar ke  pass jaa raha hai...aur sunny toh keh raha tha ki, wo bhee uske sath ghumane jayega.....
aunty: chal koi baat nahi.....accha abb mai rakhati hun....muje packing bhee karni hai.....
chachi: ok didi bye....
aunty: bye.....